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Dr. Nater Bater's

Founded in 2016 and also for the past thousand years, Dr. Nater Bater's has been dedicated to providing hydration solutions for the thirsty engineer, with a focus on quality and alcohol content in order to provide the ultimate user experience. With products such as Dr. Nater Bater's ZOO Brew, Dr. Nater Bater's 100% Organic ZOO Brew (It's Organic!), Dr. Nater Bater's Northern Harvest Select, Dr. Nater Bater's Rocky Mountain Reserve, and many more, we are comitted to both a strong brand and alcohol content.
As such, we take take any attack on our brand very seriously and personally; and are comitted to fighting any such infractions in a court of law.

Dr. Nater Bater's ZOO Brew
0x7E1 // The Legacy Starts Here

From humble beginnings birthed in a lecture hall in ENA, Dr. Nater Bater (Ph.D) has been comitted to informing and educating the engineering populace on all fine art. In this pursuit, he started NATER-BATER CO.'s flagship product: Dr. Nater Bater's ZOO Brew. This stepping stone was a jumping off point for something truly beautiful.

Over the years, Dr. Nater Bater's ZOO Brew has grown into an international sensation -- but it all started here. With the classic yet refined gastatory sensations provided by our superior brewing processes, we can provide both physical and spiritual fulfillment previously only promised by the most exclusive cults and religions around the world. This exquisite libation fills a void left by the dearly departed dollar-beer that we all knew and loved so much: Co-Op Gold.

Dr. Nater Bater's 100% Organic ZOO Brew
0x7E2 // It's Organic!

After months of experimentation and innovation, our best-in-class chemical engineering department managed to pivot off the unparalleled success of Dr. Nater Bater's ZOO Brew with an all new 100% organic variant. No other organic honey-based alcoholic BEvERage has been so succesful at creating the blackout sensations our customer base demands.

Rest at ease, fans; Dr Nater Bater has heard the outcry regarding the rape and pillage of our dear planet. Not only is this delicious drink 100% organic, it is also environmentally friendly without compromising on flavour or price. Our marketing department famously debuted this fantastic product in the record breaking box office smash hit sensational film: Harry Zooter.
Dr. Nater Bater's: It's Organic!

Dr. Nater Bater's Northern Harvest Select
0x7E3 // It Used To Be Illegal To Taste This Good

After the smashing success of Dr. Nater Bater's award-winning 100% Organic ZOO Brew (It's Organic!), our incredible R&D team was tasked with creating a sequal so deserving of praise that law prohibited it's consumption. Unsuprisingly, they succeeded. However, this created additional challenges for our legal department; we could not in good conscience distribute our creation.

After such a crushing blow to our planning committee, we decided that it was a travesty upon all mankind that this delicious liquid-barley™ confection was unaccessible - so our legal team petitioned the executive branch to change the laws. After months of tireless effort, we are proud to announce that it is now no longer illegal to taste this good.

Revision 2
0x7E3.2 // Just Because You Never Saw This One Does Not Mean It Is Not Delicious

During the legal battle of the century, our R&D department was hard at work creating the little-known-about-yet extremely delicious Revision 2. Unfortunately due to a freak toe-related internship accident, it was deemed too dangerous to be distributed to the general public. We were already knee-deep in a legal battle regarding Northern Harvest Select and the government was getting tired of our shenannigans.

Reserved exclusively for the most elite social circles of engineering alumni, Revision 2 is a dilectable treat that would frankly cause the average engineering student to enter a state of mental unresponsiveness as a result of the sheer bliss provided by this consumable product.

Dr. Nater Bater's Rocky Mountain Reserve
0x7E4 // Made In Your Backyard

During the filming of our board-sweeping, accolade-winning advertising campaign; the smash box office hit: Schulich 'Ohms, our R&D department stumbled upon the cleanest, most refreshing source of creek water ever discovered in the history of Man.

We decided that it would be a disservice to our loyal customer base (not to mention the shareholders) if we didn't utilize this to create the smoothest hydration sensation. We are happy to announce at this time that Dr. Nater Bater's Rocky Mountain Reserve is the only place you can get this groundbreaking unfiltered velvety lager.

Dr. Nater Bater's Lockdown Lager
0x7E5 // It's Not Drinking Alone, It's Just Drinking

Riding on the highs of our stagering successes, our R&D team was looking forward to a well deserved sebaticle from the front lines of hyrdation technological innovation. However, our fans had other ideas (yes, we read every letter!).

We will not let humanity go on through such a mentally demanding, draining, and depressing year without the sweet release of cracking open a brand new, never seen before variant of Dr Nater Bater's ZOO Brew. It is, and has always been our duty to do all we can to prevent civil unrest and riots over the lack of available sufficiently high quality libations.